January 07, 2006

Bathroom Interview: Michael Brandon

The bathroom is seriously my favorite place to hang out. It's where you skipped class in high school. It's where you smoke and do drugs at parties. It's where you make out in bars. And now, it's where I interview people. Welcome to the first ever Romancing the Bone Bathroom Interview.

Raging Stallion Studios Exclusive Michael Brandon is one of the most charming people working in gay porn. With those dreamy baby blues and a "Monster" cock, he's like the hot gay uncle you wish you had. His official website, XXXMichaelBrandon.com, just won the Cybersocket Web Award for Industry Choice Best Porn Star Site. I caught up with him in the bathroom at Gipsy Nightclub in Las Vegas, where the awards were held.

John: So, I hear you have a very large penis.

Michael Brandon: It’s a cock. We call it a cock.

J: Why do we call it a cock?

MB: Penis is weak.

J: How big is it?

MB: He’s 10 by 6.5 in.

J: You refer to him in the third person?

MB: I do. I have given him his own identity. He gets his own emails, he gets his own phone calls.

J: You also have your own line of sex toys molded after your cock. Have you ever fucked yourself with the Michael Brandon dildo?

MB: I have once. It was pretty cool, I have to admit. It reached places…(rolls his eyes).

J: How would you compare that to every other fucking you’ve ever gotten?

MB: The real thing is much better. There’s an intimacy there. There’s the personal touch and all that good stuff.

J: Who is your favorite porn star to work with?

MB: Tag Adams, Shane Rollins. Those names come to mind.

J: You’ve been with your boyfriend for a year and a half now. How do porn stars keep the romance alive?

MB: You know, a relationship is much more than the aggressive fucking that you see on camera. We go to plays, we go to dinners, we stay home and cuddle.

9 comments:

Joe Killian said...

That guy's a lot more attractive in other pictures, right? Cause in that one he kinda looks like the skinny, creepy guy who tries to fast-talk you out of money at the bus station.

John Russell said...

he is the super sweetest guy ever. and yes, very very sexy.

ziggystardust73 said...

I think the skinny, creepy guy who tries to fast-talk you out of money at the bus station is always kinda cute, no?

Joe Killian said...

It's gotta just be a bad picture. Or maybe it is a weird, scuzzy allure.

Whenever I went to a party at John's house he would be playing gay porn on the TV or his computer or something - and the guys who most turned him on were almost always the opposite of what we imagine the male porn star (gay or straight) to be. Skinny, hairy, kind of creepy looking...that seems to do it for John.

Joe Killian said...

I love that the interview went from "Yeah, I've fucked myself with a dildo molded on my own cock" to "Well, I like to cuddle..."

Anonymous said...

He' probably one of the hardest working guys in porn today, I'd do him in a second, and for thirds to boot.

Anonymous said...

Michael Rocks and Monster Rules!!!! He is all about his fans and is a great guy all around.... Peace.. Wild Bill

Anonymous said...

michael brandon is really sexy, the best actor in gay porn,kind, friendly, always giving good advices to his fans/ friends and the sexy machine we see in his movies. though appears to be aggresive he´s really sweet

Anonymous said...

For those of us who have met Michael, the picture certainly doesn't do him justice. But more than that, you can't gauge his personality by the photo. He's a warm, caring, kind, considerate, really down to earth guy. Plus the sex we had will be engraved in my mind for life!